Mugabe’s dying reflections…

“Ninety years old today, and now nothing left to do,

There is simply no sole on earth left for me to screw,

I have succeeded in making Zimbabwe, a place of living hell,

Most opposition I have killed; those who shout and yell.

I have ignored the people pleas for over thirty years,

Their pleas to have a healthy land brings me close to tears.

I hate White folk with a passion, of that all are aware,

Stealing their farms and livelihood I deemed very fair.

Grace my typist precious wife, a billionaire self made,

A far cry from poor Sally who was just a chamber maid.

I am told the great big wheel turns, as it did in my favor,

I am the Black man’s idol, his number one best flavor.

As I reflect upon my days, my lust for wealth and power

The West will see me as Hitler in my closing hour,

My rhino skin cares little for their jibes and scorn,

Eating only caviar now, I have lost my taste for corn.

Thank you Britain and America for giving me this land,

With China and with Russia they made a four piece band.

Thanks of course to Israel too for helping rig the vote,

Please join me in my dying hour as I choose to gloat.

Robert Gabriel Mugabe whom Rhodesians love to hate,

These countries handed me Rhodesia on a silver plate”.